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Lay Dam is a hydroelectric power dam on the Coosa River in Chilton County and Coosa County, near Clanton, Alabama.
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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you steal a coat?","punchline":"You jacket.","id":130}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?","punchline":"He's all right now.","id":89}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Sawao Katō","displaytitle":"Sawao Katō","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q312684","titles":{"canonical":"Sawao_Katō","normalized":"Sawao Katō","display":"Sawao Katō"},"pageid":800422,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Sawao_Kato_1970.jpg/330px-Sawao_Kato_1970.jpg","width":320,"height":438},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Sawao_Kato_1970.jpg","width":592,"height":810},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1277769282","tid":"e520a845-f45e-11ef-871d-d854e705fd77","timestamp":"2025-02-26T16:29:48Z","description":"Japanese gymnast (born 1946)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawao_Kat%C5%8D","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawao_Kat%C5%8D?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawao_Kat%C5%8D?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sawao_Kat%C5%8D"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawao_Kat%C5%8D","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Sawao_Kat%C5%8D","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawao_Kat%C5%8D?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sawao_Kat%C5%8D"}},"extract":"Sawao Katō is a Japanese former gymnast and one of the most succe