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Thomas Maslin House, also known as Mortimer Gamble House and Maslin-Gamble House, is a historic home located at Moorefield, Hardy County, West Virginia. It was built in 1848, and is a two-story brick dwelling with a vernacular Federal style. It features a single-bay, pedimented portico supported by paired Ionic order columns. Above the four panel entrance is a semi-elliptical fanlight. Also on the property is a contributing two story, brick servant's quarters.
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Dick Hannula, Sr. is an International Hall of Fame swimming coach and former competitive swimmer for Washington State University from Tacoma, Washington best remembered for starting the nationally recognized Tacoma Swim Club in 1953, which he coached through 1993. He coached his Wilson High School boys' teams to an impressive and nearly unprecedented 24 consecutive state championships from 1960 to 1983, and a total of 323 winning consecutive swim meets. He received global recognition for coaching Olympic team swimmer and 1969 gold medalist Kaye Hall Greff, and additional recognition for coaching 1979 World University Games Gold medalist Janet Buchan. He coached his high performing sons Dick, David and Dan Hannula, Olympic pentathlete Chuck Richards, and 1976 Olympian and Tacoma Swim Club swimmer Miriam Smith. His top performing swimmers took two World Records, two Olympic Records, thirteen American Records, and two National High School Records.
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