{"fact":"Foods that should not be given to cats include onions, garlic, green tomatoes, raw potatoes, chocolate, grapes, and raisins. Though milk is not toxic, it can cause an upset stomach and gas. Tylenol and aspirin are extremely toxic to cats, as are many common houseplants. Feeding cats dog food or canned tuna that\u2019s for human consumption can cause malnutrition.","length":360}
{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer go to therapy?","punchline":"They had too many unresolved issues.","id":444}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pile of cats?","punchline":"A Meowtain.","id":214}
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{"type":"general","setup":"I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...","punchline":"The sails are going through the roof.","id":67}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a girl between two posts?","punchline":"Annette.","id":207}
{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}
{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make a tissue dance?","punchline":"You put a little boogie on it.","id":2}
{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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