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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Pasadur","displaytitle":"Pasadur","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2185909","titles":{"canonical":"Pasadur","normalized":"Pasadur","display":"Pasadur"},"pageid":28639175,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/Pasadur.JPG/330px-Pasadur.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Pasadur.JPG","width":1024,"height":768},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1176764190","tid":"cb06c7a3-5a55-11ee-b0c0-fd862c89823e","timestamp":"2023-09-23T21:11:42Z","description":"Village in Dubrovnik-Neretva County, Croatia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.76611111,"lon":16.82305556},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasadur","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasadur?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasadur?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pasadur"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasadur","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pasadur","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasadur?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pasadur"}},"extract":"Pasadur is a small coastal village in southern Croatia. It is located on the northwestern shore of the island of Lastovo and the eastern shore of the nearby isle of Prežba, the islands being connected by a small bridge. Administratively it belongs to the Lastovo municipality, which is in turn part of the Dubrovnik-Neretva County.","extract_html":"
Pasadur is a small coastal village in southern Croatia. It is located on the northwestern shore of the island of Lastovo and the eastern shore of the nearby isle of Prežba, the islands being connected by a small bridge. Administratively it belongs to the Lastovo municipality, which is in turn part of the Dubrovnik-Neretva County.
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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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