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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the tree go to the dentist?","punchline":"It needed a root canal.","id":335}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?","punchline":"Put it on my bill","id":29}
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Ashford Castle is a mainly Victorian and medieval castle near Cong on the County Mayo–Galway border in Ireland. The castle has been expanded over the centuries and turned into a five star hotel. It is located on the County Galway side of Lough Corrib and was previously owned by the Guinness family.
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