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In organic chemistry, phenols, sometimes called phenolics, are a class of chemical compounds consisting of one or more hydroxyl groups bonded directly to an aromatic hydrocarbon group. The simplest is phenol, C
6H
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Chai Jin is a fictional character in Water Margin, one of the four great classical novels in Chinese literature. Nicknamed \"Little Whirlwind\", he ranks 10th among the 36 Heavenly Spirits, the first third of the 108 Stars of Destiny.

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