{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pig that knows karate?","punchline":"A pork chop!","id":212}
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Gumby is an album produced by Shepard Stern and released in 1989 as a tribute to Art Clokey's stop-motion animated series Gumby. The cover is reminiscent of The Beatles' White Album.
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Lott Russell Herrick was an American lawyer and jurist.
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Bradford Alexander Halsey was an American professional baseball pitcher. He played in Major League Baseball for the New York Yankees in 2004, for the Arizona Diamondbacks in 2005, and for the Oakland Athletics in 2006.
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